An Ontario teacher was suspended for two months on Monday for telling students things like, "Lick me where I fart." Over the course of the 2015-2016 school year at Dunnville Secondary School, Jennifer Elizabeth Green-Johnson also told a student, "It sounds like your a** cheeks are too close together," and once slapped a kid in the head while calling him an "idiot" and telling him to "grow some b**ls." Green-Johnson pled guilty to professional misconduct before an Ontario College of Teachers disciplinary committee and, surprisingly, had nothing to say to reporters on her way out.