Just In: A robo-sexual relationship will make you feel better about yours!

This is the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news! For Tuesday May 3rd, 2022:

Jubal Fresh reports on vampires being annoying! Doctors are warning people not drink human blood after Machine Gunn Kelly and Meghan Foxx revealed that they drink each others blood during rituals! You can click here to read more about Machine Gun Kelly and Meghan Foxx's rituals.

If your cars road dead and leaking, Alex Fresh has the story for you! Ford Explorers have been recalled because there's a mechanical malfunction in various 2020-2022 Explorer models, including the Explorer Hybrid and Explorer Plug-In Hybrid, that will literally flip your vehicle over. Click here to read more about the recall and watch a video of a car flipping below!

Do you think that you relationship is difficult!? Well English Evan reports on a robo-sexual relationship gone wrong! Due to a software glitch, a man that married a hologram can no longer speak to his wife. You can click here to read more about this wacky relationship!

Social Media Producer Christian Gray Snow tips you to educate yourself before you attempt to make money off of a federal holiday! A Juneteenth food festival in Arkansas has been cancelled after it was revealed that everyone on the panel was white. You can click here to read more about this Juneteenth fail.

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